Basic Cooking: Frying and Boiling

So you don't know how to boil, eh? Want to make a dish that involves frying, eh? Well your in luck! Here it is! How to fry and boil!

Boiling
Depending on how much stuff you're boiling, you'll need to put some water in a pot.
Now put the pot on the stove and put the stove on. Wait till the water looks like it is bubbling. You're water is now boiling! Of course you add the food as the water starts to boil.

Frying
Get a frying pan and put it on the stove. Add a small amount of oil and spread them oil out by tilting the pan from side to side. Put the pan back on the stove and turn the stove on. After a while it should start to sizzle. It is now frying! Now add your food unless you are some crazy person who doesn't cook stuff but only experiments.

I hope this can help you cooking dummies out there!